January 2012
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Wine and cheesecake? I think I will…
This…this is NOT Christianity. This is people using religion as a vehicle to drive their hate.
I am Christian. I am pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, and oh hell, I’m super pro-naked!
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apgk replied to your post: Apparently Jude is going through a phase where I…
How old is Jude? Theo’s going through the EXACT thing. At times I’m like- aw come here my sweet child, let me comfort and nurture your sweetness. And other times I’m like- whoa baby you have crosse the line. Mommy wants to SLEEP!
He’s about to be 13 months. For a while this fall, my husband put him to sleep...
Confession:
Earlier today I wrote an entire blog post about sweets in moderation, and I just ate an entire bag of peanut M&Ms at…oh, 12:20 a.m.
Because I’m awesome.
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Apparently Jude is going through a phase where I am the only one that can:
1) Put him to sleep
2) Soothe him when he wakes up shrieking to high heaven
Is it odd that this not only annoys me, but that I also take pride in it?
Nah…I guess that’s just being a mom, right?
of-the-girl said: There’s an icon (looks like a chain) in the editor when you make/edit the post. You can list these by the item name, highlight the text, click that icon and paste the link to auction there - it will make it into a link and just display the item text.
Dude. You are radical. Thanks!!!
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I’m selling a bunch of stuff on eBay right now. Several handbags and women’s shoes, and lots of baby boy clothes and shoes. I’m not sure how to do this any other way, so here are the links:
Ps—if you know how to post these in a different way, please let me know!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/180784008693?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
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“I don’t know if I continue, even today, always liking myself. But what I learned...”
– Maya Angelou (via thechocolatebrigade)
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Let them eat cake.
This morning Jude and I shared a couple pieces of Dove chocolate. Just a bit ago, we had a strawberry fruit roll up.
I think nutrition for children (and adults) is important. But I think the “healthy snack ideas” in most of my parenting magazines are ridiculous. No kid in his right mind is going to eat that stuff. Who are they writing to? Not me, that’s for sure. I also read...
Every time I get ready to fry an egg, that “This is your brain on drugs” commercial from my childhood plays in my head.
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thekidhasarrived replied to your post: I love…
Ack, where do you live that your bagels are served without cc schmeared on for you? Please come to NYC sometime, we’ll give you the best bagel and schmear you’ve ever had.
I live in the Midwest. I’ve been to NY only once, and I don’t think I ever ordered a bagel. It’s good to know I don’t have to travel so far for a...
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Stuff that sucks:
When your kid shits himself and he is sound asleep.
You know you can’t leave him in a stinky diaper all night, but the thought of waking him up as you change him makes you cringe.
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bagels with cream cheese. I could have this for every meal, I swear.
When I was in London, the first time I ordered a bagel with cream cheese, I expected a bagel with individual packages of cheese like they give you here in the states. Oh, no. Instead I got a whole bagel with about 2 inches of cream cheese in the middle…I almost died. It was heaven.
I miss London and their amazing...
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I hate not sleeping next to Jude. Some nights (like tonight) we sleep in the living room while my husband plays video games. Our couch is too small-or J and I are too big-to sleep right beside each other. This makes it more difficult to compulsively check his breathing.
Think I will still be checking when he’s 13?
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Earlier tonight, my husband and I were playing in the living room with Jude. My husband made some dumb joke, and we both started laughing. Then he says to me, “Come over here and give me a kiss.”
Jude dropped his toys and came running over to me, his mouth open. He heard the word “kiss” and thought we were talking to him.
My kid is fuckin’ adorable.
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“Motorcycle Drive-by” by Third Eye Blind puts Jude to sleep every time.
If someone had told me 15 years ago that I’d go from singing that song all emo-like in my car to singing it to my son…I’d have laughed at you.
My husband sleep-talks almost every night. Last night was no exception.
Husband: Baby, did you get the thing? Did you get the thing?
Me: Shhhh…go back to sleep.
Husband: Stop messing with me! Did you get the thing?
Me: Yes. Now go back to sleep.
Husband: Tits.
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Perfect ending to the perfect day=new episode of Snapped on Oxygen.
Watch
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As a Christmas present to myself, I’m going to go the whole day without wearing any underwear.
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Watching Home Alone.
I miss John Candy.
apgk replied to your photo: Finished wrapping presents for the night. This…
Yes! My in laws are so amazed with my Christmas spirit.. But I just can’t help it. How could anyone resist on splurging on things for the ones they love the most? Your tree and presents look amazing, btw!
Thanks! I’m glad someone else understands!!!
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Is it too early to start drinking?
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Ugh.
I have literally gained back the 10 lbs I lost before the holidays. I’m so mad at myself. I will get back in gear after the first of the year. This is not a New Year’s Resolution. This is an I Can’t Even Think About Having Another Baby Until I Lose The First Baby Weight Resolution.
Balls.